Summah Shark Scare!
A slew of great white sightings over the past few weeks on Cape Cod has scared swimmers in the height of summah vacation time. ”Jaws,” was filmed off of nearby Martha’s Vineyard.
If he bites you, look up at God, thank him for all the Summahs he’s given you… and fade away. Congratulations, you just died a glorious Summah death.
Have A Summah!