Observations

Jack Black let me play his guitar!

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Jack Black let me play his guitar! Backstage at the Comedy Death Ray Christmas Show, Tenacious D was getting ready to rock when Jables let me man handle this axe that was given to him by Neil Diamond!! I was straight up giddy. The men responsible for “Wonder Boy” and “Girl You’ll Be A Woman Soon” had played her and now the idiot responsible for “You Won’t Sass Me LIke That When I Can Summon Wolves” got his chance. Great night.  

Watching a Movie With Stevie Wonder

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I went to see Drag Me To Hell last night at The Grove in Los Angeles. Stevie Wonder was sitting two rows behind us!!!! This is not a joke. He was there. We saw him from close up and heard him talk. He was with an assistant and a hot lady friend. I guess he enjoys hearing the crowds reaction. After the movie they led him out and away from the crowd. My friend remarked that it looked like he was going to try and sneak into another movie! Anyway, whether Stevie is at your screening or not, it’s a fun movie. See it.

Live Tweet from a Doo Wop Show

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I was at a Doo Wop show with my Mom.  It was her idea to go.   I live tweeted it. Here are the tweets…

I’m at a doo wop show in Lakewood Nj. Anyone have a warplane? I’ll give you my coordinates. Bomb me out of my misery.5:03 PM May 16th from TwitterFon coordinates. Bomb me out of my misery?

Watching three old women sing “The Twist”. Air strike please.5:08 PM May 16th from TwitterFon

A dj from the oldies station is onstage. He’s about to introduce another group. Ive made peace with my god now hit us with all you got!!!5:19 PM May 16th from TwitterFon

These merciless bastards have launched another wave of falsetto. If you have a daisy cutter, for the love of christ, drop it on me now!5:26 PM May 16th from TwitterFon

Mayday! Mayday! Building is NOT crumbling. Roof is NOT caving in! Souls are NOT flying to Hades! What’s going on up there?!!!!5:34 PM May 16th from TwitterFon

They just announced that Jerry Lewis was an usher at this theatre. If that won’t bring Fatman and Little Boy what will??? Damn you all!5:49 PM May 16th from mobile web

You will be decorated as a war hero if I am in a crater before “silence is golden” is over.5:53 PM May 16th from mobile web

I’ll take ground troops at this point. Shoot this iPhone out of my hands and bayonette me in the face!5:55 PM May 16th from mobile web

my carcass will be the only one not clad in Dockers. Frag me you heartless monsters!!!6:00 PM May 16th from mobile web

my mommy just said we could leave. We are evacuating. I will carry these pyschic wounds forever.6:08 PM May 16th from mobile web