summah

What’s that? You’re just gonna hang around in town all Summah?

What’s that? You’re just gonna hang around in town all Summah? Why? Cuz you don’t like to fly? Bah Sumbug!

More than 200 million people are expected to climb aboard U.S. airlines this Summah. That’s an average of 2.24 million a day. That’s an increase of 34,000 passengers a day, compared to 2010!

So get some Bose noise cancellng headphones and a handful of Xanax and head for the airport and…Have A Summah!

Kiss July farewell. Say hello to August! Beware of Zombies! Friends, as we move deeper int

Kiss July farewell. Say hello to August! Beware of Zombies!

Friends, as we move deeper into Summah you’ll start to hear people mention that they haven’t done anything to celebrate Summah.  They’ll use phrases like “Summah went so fast” and “Summah just slipped away”.  It happens every Summah.

Although we pity these Summah starved zombies we do not share their plight. This is because we’ve been Having A Summah all along!

Take this time to congratulate yourself for honoring Summah and to remind those Summah starved zombies that they still have time to make good use of the once in a lifetime opportunity that is Summah 2010.

Summah Shark Scare! A slew of great white sightings over the past few weeks on

 

Summah Shark Scare!

A slew of great white sightings over the past few weeks on Cape Cod has scared swimmers in the height of summah vacation time. ”Jaws,” was filmed off of nearby Martha’s Vineyard.

If he bites you, look up at God, thank him for all the Summahs he’s given you… and fade away. Congratulations, you just died a glorious Summah death.

Have A Summah!